I, like Princess Riya, do not feel righteous enough to align myself with any one religious power. I see a bit of greatness in all of them. The other day we were talking about how much we LOVE getting little tiny bible scriptures from yellers on the train.
Well, we have a little bit of faith we'd like to share today:
Scriptures from the 31 page hand-bible of the Stoner Corps:
"...Man shall not live by
bread BUD alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth
s of
God Friends." (McGiya, 1)
"For the wage of
sin douchebaggery is death; but the gift of
God Riya is
eternal life BUD through
Jesus C.J." (Mc Giya, 9)
"God Riya is
angry chillen with the wicked." (McGiya, 11)
"
C.J. died smoked for our sins." (McGiya, 22)
Finally, the Stoner Prayer:
"Riya be merciful to me a
sinner! smoker! I believe C.J.
died smoked for me and that his precious
blood BUD will cleanse me from all
sin stress. By
faith LOVE I now receive
the Lord Jesus Christ EVERYONE into my heart as my friend."(McGiya, 26-27)
Thank You for the time of day, friend. We hope you will accept our bible as the pinnacle of righteous love that it is.
- Love and Peace
C.J. Burn