Saturday, September 12, 2009

The Great Scripture

I, like Princess Riya, do not feel righteous enough to align myself with any one religious power. I see a bit of greatness in all of them. The other day we were talking about how much we LOVE getting little tiny bible scriptures from yellers on the train.
Well, we have a little bit of faith we'd like to share today:

Scriptures from the 31 page hand-bible of the Stoner Corps:

"...Man shall not live by bread BUD alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouths of God Friends." (McGiya, 1)

"For the wage of sin douchebaggery is death; but the gift of God Riya is eternal life BUD through Jesus C.J." (Mc Giya, 9)

"
God Riya is angry chillen with the wicked." (McGiya, 11)

"C.J. died smoked for our sins." (McGiya, 22)

Finally, the Stoner Prayer:

"Riya be merciful to me a sinner! smoker! I believe C.J. died smoked for me and that his precious blood BUD will cleanse me from all sin stress. By faith LOVE I now receive the Lord Jesus Christ EVERYONE into my heart as my friend."(McGiya, 26-27)


Thank You for the time of day, friend. We hope you will accept our bible as the pinnacle of righteous love that it is.

- Love and Peace
C.J. Burn