So this one is for all my stoner bitches. I love you guys. I'm not a big fan of women, which is why 98% of my friends are guys, but it's the stoner thing that makes me like ya'll.
The other night I'm smokin an L with this dude and he starts telling me how hot I am and how official my ass is etc. you get the picture. He keeps trying to feel me up and I'm like dude, I'm a stoner not a fucking idiot. I don't smoke and spread. He then laughed at me but, he did stop. See, I don't have anything against having a lot of sex. How much sex anybody wants to have is totally their business. Sex is great, it's fun, burns calories, relieves stress, and just overall makes you feel good. My problem is with people who think that because you get high you're easy and they can take advantage of you. Now, I know I don't have the greatest past but, I'm not that person now. I'm still a stoner but I'm not fucking you the first night we meet. I know a lot of girls do this, whether they're stoners or not, but really though?! Most of the stoner chicks I've met are bad ass but please, don't take our nonchalance about shit as an invitation to start groping us.
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I've been high for a week. I've been smoking at least 3 times a day, and yesterday I smoked 120 dollars worth of pot. My high is coming down and it feels like crap. Then, being as brilliant as I am, I watched the really really sad season finale of Grey's Anatomy. I feel depressed.
