Things

Why didn't I see this sooner?



The month of October:
Times I've been high: not nearly enough
Times I have been drunk: not nearly enough
Times my breasts have been fondled: not nearly enough
Times my ass has been spanked/grabbed: about 30
Dates I have gone on: 5
Times my hair has been set on fire: THIS SHOULD BE ZERO BUT IT'S NOT.

The Great Scripture

I, like Princess Riya, do not feel righteous enough to align myself with any one religious power. I see a bit of greatness in all of them. The other day we were talking about how much we LOVE getting little tiny bible scriptures from yellers on the train.
Well, we have a little bit of faith we'd like to share today:

Scriptures from the 31 page hand-bible of the Stoner Corps:

"...Man shall not live by bread BUD alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouths of God Friends." (McGiya, 1)

"For the wage of sin douchebaggery is death; but the gift of God Riya is eternal life BUD through Jesus C.J." (Mc Giya, 9)

"God Riya is angry chillen with the wicked." (McGiya, 11)

"C.J. died smoked for our sins." (McGiya, 22)

Finally, the Stoner Prayer:

"Riya be merciful to me a sinner! smoker! I believe C.J. died smoked for me and that his precious blood BUD will cleanse me from all sin stress. By faith LOVE I now receive the Lord Jesus Christ EVERYONE into my heart as my friend."(McGiya, 26-27)


Thank You for the time of day, friend. We hope you will accept our bible as the pinnacle of righteous love that it is.

- Love and Peace
C.J. Burn

This video says a lot about me

So this video was supposed to be mouthing what I was saying. Clearly, it did not work out as planned.

WHY DO YA'LL HAVE TO GET ME STARTED?

I don't do religion. There I said it. Some call me Wiccan because of certain things I say or do but even then, I don't say yes this is my firm belief and I'm sticking to it. If I'm going to follow a religion or a way of life, I'm going to do it with conviction. I'm going to do it righteously, with honor and respect. So here you go people: I AM NOT MUSLIM. I refuse to disrespect any religion by being a part-time affiliate. I refuse to be one of those people that wears a head-scarf and fasts but also drinks, curses, and gives head. It doesn't work that way. I do not believe that it's okay to fuck up 11 months out of the year and then during Ramadan decide to start going to the mosque and being a good Muslim. That's not how it works. Yes, there are hadiths saying that your sins will be forgiven, but you realize they're being forgiven with the promise that you will not repeat your mistakes? If you can do that and live like that, more power to you. I'm not going to hold your practices against you. But don't you dare judge me for mine. I live and let live. I have nothing against anybody. Not Jews, Muslims, Christians, hookers, pimps, little people. I don't really care enough to hate or judge anyone. I may not be the best person. I may smoke too much pot and have lots of sex, but at least I'm not a hypocrite.

I Wrote a Song for You

Link to music in title*


It came to my attention today that my past scares people. According to Stefan my past is extreme, therefore I am extreme and so, I am too much for many men to handle. But here's the thing, I'm just a person and they're just people. We all have pasts and if we can't look at who we are today and relate to one another in our humanity and our mortality then what the fuck are we doing? Yes I have a strange and bizarre past. Yes I understand not everyone can handle it. But look at me NOW. I'm just a girl who wants someone to hold her hand. I just want passion in the bedroom (or in the kitchen, or the couch or whatever) and someone to exist with. I don't want anything extravagant. I don't want your drugs, money, or jewelry. I want you to hug me. I want you to hold my hand while we're walking down the street. I want you to laugh with me. I don't want to be some guy's sexual experiment or anybody's fuck buddy. I'm not saying that I'm perfect or that I have even the slightest clue as to what I'm doing right now. I know I still have issues. I'm sorry if I'm not bright and shiny. I have a fear of rejection. I have daddy issues and abandonment issues. So when I say hold my hand I mean it both figuratively and literally. If you don't I'll feel like it's me. That it somehow means that I'm not good enough. Is that my past, squirming its way into my present? Maybe. But, that's who I am. But someone amazing once said "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best" And trust me, you want to know me at my best.

AAAAH

IT'S HOT AS CHLAMYDIA OUTSIDE!!! I smoked a nice blunt with my man skeez. Walked along queens blvd stoned as hell ahahaha

oh boy. I feel even better knowing that across the water, in the city, CJ Burn is also getting hiiiiigh =] <3 love my best fraan ceej

He is the Weed Wizard. I am merely the Pot Princess

SCIENCE

Everybody needs at least one of those shirts!!!

Science & Marijuana. what else is there?!


-Princess Riya